Welcome to the "Testicle Festival"
"The Prize"
"The Lodging ...
"The Location"
"The Staff"
"The Participants" ... Henriette, Jim, Enna, & Swede
Let the Festival Begin ...
My first Cowboys ... Norm & Jack (from Washington, NOT Montana though)
"First Beaver (of many)"
"First Ass" (of many unfortunately)
... and so it begins ...
Hey, who's pushin'?
"The buck stops here"
Jack, Bill?, & Norm ... The Man Team!
There's snow in them there hills!
That snow wasn't there when I went to bed last night.
"Bullshit Bingo" is simple ...
... draw a bingo board on the floor (the one they had oil wrestling on the night before) ...
... pick your favorite square for $5 ...
... send out a baby bull ...
... have him walk the floor ...
... bring out the spectators ...
... R U my mommy? ...
... and the winner is ...
... and repeat!
"Watch out for the oily floor baby bull"
"Don't point that at me!"
"That's not mud on his pants!"
"Testical Eating Contest" begins NOW!
"If this is fun ...
... I'm gonna rethink fun"
I'd rather watch the camera guys!
These guys are chowing down ...
... and with great speed ...
... and the winner is ... Who Cares? Where's the wings?
"I don't remember any mirrors ...
... he may NOT know it's there"
FINALLY over ... but they are still eating their RMO (Rocky Mountain Oysters aka Testicles).
Now is MY turn ...
Todd, another virgin RMO eater with experienced Julie ... I could not have done it without them!
"It may be in the 40's, but a cowboy has his woman to keep him warm ...
... and there goes the happy couple!"
Fellow Testy Festy dudes!
"Moving on to outside naked ...
... with lots and ...
... lots of spectators"
"No shortage of bare skin either"
"Semi-finalist nipples please stand tall"
"The winner is..."
"Testicles and Fries anyone?"
Apparently people like these munchies.
"The weather was poor ...
... the entertainment was worse ...
... a lot worse ...
... a whole lot worse ...
... so the 2006 Testicle Festival ...
... ended a day early ...
... with nobody left for the Sunday festivities ...
... which were none. Maybe better next year.